amandasamplease: next time someone rejects me wsup LOL betta recognizeeeee yo
tellyourbestliedarling: letsjuststart0ver: selylovesthesky: awkward-turtleduck: theartistvocation: caterpillar-cocoon-butterfly: kaylahraquel: The chills that just came down my spine. You guys don’t understand. that was intense. wow. I thought he was building a robot ;( D: there are tears in my eyes what i’ve never been able to understand is how parents could hurt the very...
imboredwhatever: omfg last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun
When two people aren’t ‘officially together’ but still call each other babe or other nicknames. When they still claim he/she is mine. They act like a couple, they’re not together but they’re talking. They’re together at heart. Ya know? It’s so adorable, seeing people be so in love or like each other so much. Seeing them adore each others presence. Not officially together, but eventually will...
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BLACK PREGNANCY TEST:
ohhgawditschelsea: breannafuentes: xbabydang: Insert a piece of fried chicken into the vagina & remove after 30 seconds. If eaten, there’s a little nigga in there. LOLOLOL OMGGGGGGGGGGG omfg. LMFAO OMFG
sarkyfancypants: poisonousjoy: mpregasus: mpregasus: im cryign the lighting in my dads condo is rly weird and i jus tried one of the lights in a diff bathroom and it makes the toilet look rly dramatic help im lalughign fixed it