July 2012
Watchdurianseeds:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
lolzpicx:
Dad: Relationships are hard.
Me: Try being in a long distance relationship. Try listening to her cry, but don't hold her or kiss her, and text her to comfort her, because you're literally 1,000 miles away and that's all you can do. Try seeing her over Skype and only Skype, where sometimes the call drops and the quality isn't great. Or how about planning a trip to go see her? But wait you can't, because you're having financial issues. Try explaining it to your friends, try telling them why they can't meet her. Don't even think of planning dates, because you'll be the only one attending them. Try fighting with distance, that shit isn't easy because you have distance on top of it. Try sleeping alone every night after hearing I love you and cuddling with a stuffed animal that doesn't even do the trick because you know it isn't her. That's the really hard type of relationship.
Dad: I think I'm going to cry.
Me: Me too.
reeeeeeeeeeiaa:
urbran:
excuse me while i blog in private
omfg
girl: sir can i go to the toilet
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but im having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go
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normal teenager: makes sure to be very quiet while sneaking out of house at 1am
me: makes sure to be very quiet when making a sandwich at 1am
Watchpamela-jane:
jakefromstate-farm:
when the trainer said “fuck”, lol what the
haha bell
Walking into McDonalds with more than $5
Tyrone finally got his shit together.
letsgoyen:
Watchpseudofailure:
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
videohall:
Husband pranks wife while driving down highway
I WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM
It’s funny, but it’s not that original. I saw the exact same concept on AFV more than 5 years ago.
Watchpseudofailure:
kellyinigomontoya:
occupyiowa:
The YouTube corporation and CBS have now censored the original video of Anaheim cops shooting at children. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MST4RhWdlMQ “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by CBS.” Spread links to the mirrors. Keep firing.
are you fucking KIDDING ME
You realize there’s no such thing as “The YouTube...
Watchdelusional-wolf:
ofmiceandbren:
tobelieveornotbelieve:
THIS IS SO GENIUS DYING OMFG LOL CRYING
OH MY DEAR GOD LMFAOOOOOOO
this is so terrible omfg
Watchmiszund3rst00d:
thegirlyouwannabe:
hoopsandswag:
troyyy:
if she was marrying a black guy none of this wouldve happened
she just pissed me the fuck off omg. lol
Yeah I agree if she was with a black dude yeah that would not Happen at all. She made me mad!!
lmaoo, I would told her black ass , give me my ring back..holla bitch.
Do you ever just make yourself a little nest underneath your blanket and snuggle up into it and everything is beautiful and cosy then five minutes later it feels like hell’s sauna and you emerge gasping for air with heatstroke?
Watch
THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO STRESSED OUT.
Watchxintsik:
OMG I can’t
Watchpamela-jane:
dirtyluxury:
Sun drop commercial; AFRICAN remake ;
View there youtube channel: chainediamond
I CANNOT BREATHE TRSXURFYCIYUGKITYTUCYUOCY
Watchpamela-jane:
pamela-jane:
mynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
hahahhahhahah pat n sniff
hahahahah reblog twice cuz...
