Can`t Take My Eyes Off You (Morten Harket)
Jae Park
sweet jesus, his voice
May 2012
Asian Categorization
Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops).
Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers.
Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers.
Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers.
Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers.
Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers
LOLOL
I have the sex appeal of a potato
I like silent phone calls sometimes.
Where you’re on the phone with someone you care about and you’re both doing your own thing, knowing that the other cares enough to stay on the phone. Sometimes the conversation doesn’t matter, just that they’re there you know?
Dude, this shit right here.
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
That dumb bitch who posts a stupid love status every five minutes.
via sodamnrelatable
Fuck that a slap ain’t good enough. I’d get a sledgehammer =/
- Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
- Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
- Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
- Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
- Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
- Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
- Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
- Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
- Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
- Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
- Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
- Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
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